Except this time, the day came, and I ran the gosh darned race.
I woke up feeling rubbish. Coughing. It was a beautiful autumnal day but it was freezing. I mean really cold. The race started (and finished) in Queen's Park and all the talk amongst the runners beforehand was about how cold it was. As a rule of thumb, it's better to wear too little than too much for running/racing, but it was painful to stand outside in shorts. In the end I opted for my merino wool long sleeved base layer and a pair of gloves and I think this was the right decision. I was never too warm and in the shaded sections of the race I was still freezing.
Queen's Park. Nice day for a run.
I need to mention the portaloos. I have never seen facilities like this at any race or anywhere outside a 4* hotel. They were the cleanest, best stocked portaloos I've ever seen, with hand sanitizer, a choice of soap, and unbelievably....toilet paper! All that was missing was a wee guy with a basket of aftershaves and who turned the tap on for you.
The race is 25km (15.5 miles) so just a bit further than a half-marathon. It's a similar distance to the Seven Hills race that I ran earlier in the year, but without the hills, so I was aiming for a finish time around the 2 hour mark. We congregated at the flag pole in Queen's Park. I am sure I remember my dad telling me once that the flag pole marked the highest point in Glasgow, and whether I am right about that or not, the panoramic view of the city was stunning and it made me think that come the end of this 25km race, it HAD to finish with an uphill. I'd deal with that when the time came.
Before
I didn't hear the pistol or air horn or guy shouting "Go!". I noticed that people around me had started to run and so I followed suit. We headed downhill (!!!!) to the first park on our route which was to be Kings Park. I was only 1.5km into the race before I heard my first shout of "HBT!". Remarkable given I was all the way out here in the West coast running a small race - the shout came from a fellow runner, from Bellahouston Road Runners. Thanks to that guy. I reached Kings Park without event and received my first coloured sticker to prove I'd been there. From Kings Park it was on to Linn Park.
Hands up, I'd never heard of Linn Park. Turns out Linn Park is really nice. The Cart River runs through it and it's beautiful. There were lots of supporters here cheering us on, and things were going quite well as I collected my second little coloured sticker. Onwards to Rouken Glen.
It's a long way from Linn Park to Rouken Glenn and it's pretty much buy traffic and noisy roads the whole way. I wasn't much fun. I was really struggling and I looked at my Garmin to see I was about 9km in - still a long way to go and I was shattered. I couldn't get any speed in my legs. My lungs were fine, I could have held a conversation, but my legs were so heavy. About 3km later I reached Rouken Glen. I haven't been in Rouken Glen for years, and as I entered and ran through, I had flash backs to a VERY long time ago. In 2001 I worked for a company in Paisley called Ciba Specialty Chemicals. I was 21. A few of us decided we would run the nearby Rouken Glen 5km race and went out a few lunch times to "train". There was also a 10km race which one of the guys ran, but for me at that time 10km might as well have been a marathon it was so ridiculous a proposition. Anyway, I ran the race, finished, and vomited into a bin. It is crazy how much fitter I am at 36 than I was at 21.
So Rouken Glen was nice, I got my sticker, and I was struggling big time. Onwards to Pollok Park.
Pretty sure that when it comes to number of stickers, I won.
Darn you Pollok Park. Darn you to Heck! If I never see this park again it'll be too soon. Or maybe just if I never RUN through it again it'll be too soon. Not long ago I was running trough Pollok Park in the Great Scottish Run and I was knackered. Well here I was again, running uphill and down dale in this, the largest of Glasgow's parks and shattered again. I could barely bend my legs but I didn't dare consider a DNF, I had to earn that buff! Onwards I strove therefore to Bellahouston Park.
Bellahouston Park was also part of The Great Scottish Run course and again came with memories of exhaustion. This was actually considerably worse than the Great Scottish Run because while in Bellahouston Park they sent us up a steep set of stairs to the top of a very big hill. I have fond memories of an early date with Kata at this exact spot and I did think about that at the time, but the pleasant reminiscing did nothing to dull the pain in my legs. At the top of the steps I was rewarded with my penultimate sticker and I pushed on to from whence I came. To Queen's Park.
After
I really remember trying to push hard for the final stretch, aware by now that my 2 hour target was burst, but trying to keep it respectable. I literally couldn't bend my legs. I was cold. I was exhausted. I was not enjoying myself. I craved the finish line. I must have looked as bad as I felt because I was overtaken by another runner who asked me if I was OK. Entering Queen's Park, I saw the stairs to the finish.
I know now that this is what they actually looked like...
The Potemkin Steps
Queen's Park Steps
I can't remember where I got my final (gold) sticker, if it was at the top or bottom of the steps (I was delirious) but I remember two girls fighting over giving me a sticker and I ended up with two. I've still got it :-)
Actually delirious
I felt cold and rubbish all day. Ruby has an apple so doesn't care.
This was a very well organised event. It seemed at times like every runner had their own personal marshal. Thank you very much to everyone who volunteered and stood outside on this bitterly cold November Sunday to make sure that we gout our race - you are heroes. I didn't hugely enjoy the course or the event due to my feeling rubbish, and I doubt I will run this again, but I have wanted to run the race for a long time and I am glad I did.
Results are in, I finished 115th out of 301 in 2:10:24. Hmmmm.